Do... do you remember back
In middle school
When my trunks fell down

At the pool

Everyone laughed

Except for you
You just let me hold you
In my bedroom


Our freshman year
When Julie McKnight

Dumped me because of
My overbite


I cried all night
All over you
You didn't seem to mind

My tears or my drool

I could always hold you tight

[ My favorite pillow ]

So soft so cool on your other side

[ My favorite pillow ]

In my eyes you've been nothing but classy

But everybody's saying you're nasty
Full of fungus it can't be true
Laden with bacteria, no, not you


But the thing that
Did it did me in

I learned you're full of
Dust mite excrement


And those dead skin cells
May be mine
But knowing what's in you

I can't sleep at night

We've been through both thick and thin

[ Because you are a pillow ]
It's hard to say this is the end
[ my favorite pillow ]


It's not me, it's definitely you
[ I'll get a new pillow ]

You are a body fluid sponge and we're through...
[ I'm getting a new you ]