So to the best, to the best, of our knowledge


We are doing our best to fight technology

Cause back when our parents were in college


We weren't even born, and neither were CDs


Cause when our folks would listen to their rock 'n roll

They'd gather round, and play it on their turntables


But these days, their records are worthless


Cause DJs scratch the records on purpose




So, let's put this in a perspective


In the present day in which we live

It's all the same with all the kids


No one knows what vinyl is


Cause they just burn the MP3s (Whoa-o)

Onto their stacks of blank CDs


And during all that arsony (Whoa)


The records stay right in their sleeves

It's all the same with all the kids


Cause no one knows what vinyl is


Yeah!




Cause these days, kids, they act so ignorant


They have no clue what to do with a 7-inch

They say, "It won't play, it's my CD player's fault


I'll take it to the park, and play some frisbee golf"


So give me side A, give me side B

It really doesn't make any difference to me


I tried to burn it, like all the CDs that I get


But what the heck is all this melted plastic mess?




Let's put this in a perspective (Whoa-o)


In the present day in which we live

It's all the same with all the kids (Whoa)


No one knows what vinyl is


Cause they just burn the MP3s (Whoa-o)

Onto their stacks of blank CDs


And during all that arsony (Whoa)


The records stay right in their sleeves

It's all the same with all the kids

Cause no one knows what vinyl is




So, let's put this in a perspective (Whoa-o)


In the present day in which we live

It's all the same with all the kids (Whoa)

No one knows what vinyl is