Bar tender I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home it was 6 a.m.

The door was locked so I kicked it in
She was trippin' on the bills
I think she was high on some pills

She threw my %#@! out into the yard
The she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
And in my drunkin' stupor

I did what I should of never done
Now I'm sittin' here talking to you
Drunk and on the run


I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She broke my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her $#&@in' car
And crashed that piece of %#@! and then stepped away


You know Mo I'll probably get ten years
So just give me beers 'til they get here

Yeah I know the sun is comin' up
And ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up
But I'm trying to drown my soul

I'm tired of this life on a dirt road
And everything that I love is gone
And I'm tired of hangin' on


She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her $#&@in' car
And crashed that piece of %#@! and then stepped away


I guess it's meant to be
Romance is misery

So much for memories
And now I'm headed to the Penitentiary
See me on T.V.

The next cop series
I am a danger
I guess I shoulda did something about my anger

But I'll never learn
Real things I don't concern
I poor kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn

I know it's my fault
But I wasn't happy it was over
She threw a fit so I crashed that piece a %#@! nova


And now I'm goin' back again
Back to the pen to see my friends

And when we all pile out that county van
They'll ask me where I've been


I've been at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She broke my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her $#&@in' car
I crashed that piece of %#@! and then stepped away