Well it's just another lawn chair high
It's just another lawn chair high
And I'm sittin' in the carport

Lookin' down the driveway
Watchin' all the cars go by
And it's alright...it's alright

And it's alright...it's alright

Hey Reese, check this out

And while the world trippin'
I'm sippin'
I really don't give a flyin' parapalegic chicken

watchin' the cars
we don't need bars
we got a garage

a cooler full of beers
$#&@ an entourage
my life is one big funny mirage

I slept all day
and I'm a sit and let the cd play
my wife is a thousand miles away

and I've got Xaanax all the way
no work, all play
my attitude is go away

I'm talkin' to people
I'm through with this episode
I'm workin' on a sequel

I take my iced coffee with 2 Equal
I'm too evil
at least that's what people think

you wonder why I drink
'cause I've done it all, seen it all
and it don't really matter

I might as well sit in the carport
talk %#@! and get fatter
It's just another lawnchair high

people rollin' by, "Hi"
look here, don't die


Well it's just another lawn chair high
It's just another lawn chair high
And I'm sittin' in the carport

Lookin' down the driveway
Watchin' all the cars go by
And it's alright...it's alright

And it's alright...it's alright

Hell yeah, got my boombox

this tune rocks
the boondocks
back as well

packin' the bag of the wacky tobacco
pack a bowl up
you can stack or fold up the lawnchair

I don't care
got a brew in the Igloo cooler, too
plus a barrage of puzzlein' thoughts

in my garage, guzzelin' Heinekin
my mind I cannot focus
'cause I'm blind again

so find a friend to tell it to
I'm tryin' to relax, dawg
I ain't tryin' to hear about

the guns, loot and cars
or one silicone titty, pity
done tootin', bars

I'm tryin' to catch the escalator
to the sun, moon and stars, bra
you gotta love it, whoo

like Jimmy Buffet, yeah
give me some stuff that I can handle
and $#&@ it

and please hold my calls
'cause I'm out for the night
mosquito bites and lightnin' bugs

got neon bars
you better recamutha$#&@inize
give me that funnel and run along
youngins


Well it's just another lawn chair high
It's just another lawn chair high
And I'm sittin' in the carport
Lookin' down the driveway
Watchin' all the cars go by

And it's alright...it's alright
And it's alright...it's alright

Hell Yeah
I got it all goin', I know'n

and there ain't nothin' that you can
tell me in this moment
and I'm hopin' this evening
I'm leaving all my troubles inside
while I sit and get by

with what I really do best
and if I may suggest you do the same
which is nothing
and that ain't frontin'
I'm steady comin' with it
talkin' to myself and all else

it's gettin' figured out
as'n I gets further along
turn the right into wrong
change the words to this song
I know I ain't singin' along
but deep inside it feels on
so I'm a carry on

sippin', skippin'
every other idea that
that runs up in here
'cause it's clear, they multiply
fly back between both of my ears
and who cares?
I've got a minute if you're with it

we can get it
set it in the chair
somewhere in the front, out there
holler in the air
"WE THE !#@( OVER HERE!"

Well it's just another lawn chair high

It's just another lawn chair high
And I'm sittin' in the carport
Lookin' down the driveway
Watchin' all the cars go by
And it's alright...it's alright
And it's alright...it's alright