I've gotta drinkin' problem man one mouth and two hands
And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie
And yall don't understand I'm just a simple man

Doin' the best I can without no loochie

I'm feelin' that funny feelin' again within walkin' me to the kitchen

For that early morning gin drink it in till my thoughts they become clear
Dress my naked air and head the $#&@ up outta here fightin' traffic
The hot sun be causin' havoc $$# stuck to the seaat window cracked can't see

passed it the liquor store I just passed it
Lookin' back I gotta turn around
I can't stop thinkin' exactly that u-turn the past I leave behind for the ill

bumpin' two busted six by nines
And I feel this day to be a good one of plenty even if I'm thirsty and my
pockets are empty


I've gotta drinkin' problem man one mouth and two hands
And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie

And yall don't understand I'm just a simple man
Doin' the best I can without no loochie


Come from a long line of alcoholics livin' from toilet to toilet you call it
I'm callin' hotlines swervin' all over yellow lines drinkin' moonshie
Damn was that a stop sign

I ain't doin' good but I'll be fine danno where's that cheap wine
Drunk since 9 guzzlin' boone's farm
Trying to stop my shakin' arm

I'm here to stumble the earth and forewarn
7 weeks since I had had shower I black out like you pulled th plug on Georgia
Power Southern discomfort baby

Seein' pink elephants on down the freeway the proof on the bottle 180 runnin'
out of Loochiey
And I won't survive if you don't let me borrow another five I'm a do it anyway

if I'm alive

I've gotta drinkin' problem man one mouth and two hands

And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie
And yall don't understand I'm just a simple man
Doin' the best I can without no loochie


Spent my last money on a pabst blue ribbon I be gulpin never sippin
Cuz I have to booted out the crib and that's cool

Lone as I have brew face flush stare at a lush I might bust you in the gums
I gotta problem my life's too up tempo but yo I'm just simple man whose mind is
crippled man it all started at a party

and I was only 15 now I can kill a fifth of Bacardi and I dirnk and pass out
wake up $$# and start again
I been to AA but hey hey gimme the bottle 12 steppers actin like they never took

a swallow

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I've gotta drinkin' problem man one mouth and two hands
And an empty can I ain't got no loochie loochie
And yall don't understand I'm just a simple man

Doin' the best I can without no loochie