Bartender i really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When i got home it was 6 am

The door was locked so i kicked it in
She was trippin' on the bills
I think she was high on some pills

She threw my %#@! out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
And in my drunken' stuper i did what i shoulda' never done

And now i'm sittin' here talkin' to you drunk and on the run

Chorus:


I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart in the trailer park
So i jacked the keys to her f**kin' car
Crashed that piece of %#@! and stepped away


You know i'll probably get ten years
So just give me beers til' they get here

Yeah i know the sun is comin' up and ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up
But i'm tryin' to dry my soul i'm tired of this life on a dirt road
And everything that i love is gone and i'm tired of hangin' on


Chorus:


She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park so i jacked the keys to her f**kin' car
Crashed that piece of %#@! and stepped away


I guess it was meant to be
Romance is misery

So much for memories
And now i'm headed for the penitentiary
See me on tv

The next cop series i am danger
I guess i shoulda' did something 'bout my anger
But i never learned

Real things that don't concern i pour kerosene on everything
I love to watch it burn
You know it's my fault but i wasn't happy it was over

She threw a fit so i crashed that piece of %#@! nova
And now i'm goin' back again
Back to the pen to see my friends

And when we all pile out that county van
They're gonna ask me where i've been


Chorus:

I've been at a bar on the inside

And i'm waiting for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart in the trailer park so i jacked the keys to her $#&@in' car
Crashed that piece of %#@! and then stepped away


Well i'm sitting at a bar on the inside
And i'm waiting on my ride on the outside

You know i crashed that piece of %#@!
And then i stepped away
Yeah i stepped away

You know i crashed that piece of %#@!
And then i stepped away.