They made a statue of us
And it put it on a mountain top
Now tourists come and stare at us

Blow bubbles with their gum
Take photographs for fun, for fun


They'll name a city after us
And later say it's all our fault
Then they'll give us a talking to

Then they'll give us a talking to
Because they've got years of experience
We're living in a den of thieves

Rummaging for answers in the pages
We're living in a den of thieves
And it's contagious

And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious


We wear our scarves just like a noose
But not 'cause we want eternal sleep

And though our parts are slightly used
New ones are slave labor you can keep


We're living in a den of thieves
Rummaging for answers in the pages
We're living in a den of thieves

And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious

And it's contagious

They made a statue of us

They made a statue of us
The tourists come and stare at us
The sculptor's marble sends regards

They made a statue of us
They made a statue of us
Our noses have begun to rust

We're living in a den of thieves
Rummaging for answers in the pages
Were living in a den of thieves


And it's contagious
And it's contagious

And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious

And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious