Bobbing for apples in Somalia
The man with the iron curtain is following you
No one's coming for tea-time except my own holy ghost

You're somewhere far, probably drinking a whiskey
I'm dating Jack Daniels and Caleb's with Miss Nikki Tine
Nachos with cocoa -- hey, to each his own


Lovely people, lovely places
I can't remember names and I can't remember faces

Someone next door's $#&@ing to one of my songs

Hey light fixture, you are much too bright

Oh, won't you stay with me through the night?
Just grab a pillow tight
And wait for the dizziness to pass

Rock and roll, you ate my soul
You sucked dry my bones but you spit out my mole
I'll always opt to fall down these stairs in the end


Lovely people, lovely places
Drunken faces, slurring their phrases

Ill always opt to fall down these stairs in the end

You're so jealous, I'm so lonely

You'll never forgive me but I love you only
I'll always opt to fall down these stairs in the end


Someone next doors $#&@ing to one of my songs...