GITARZAN
Ray Stevens


He's free as the breeze
He's always at ease
He lives in the jungle and hangs by his knees

As he swings through the trees
With a trapeze in his B.V.D.s
He's got a union card and he's practicing hard

To play, the guitar, gonna be a big star
Yeah, he's gonna go far
And carry moonbeams home in a jar

He ordered Chet's guitar course C.O.D.
Like A and E and he's working on B
Big W&W and R&B and even the chimpanzees agree

That someday soon he'll be a celebrity
Get it, get it, get it.


Gitarzan, he's a gitar man
He's all you can stand
Give him a hand, gitarzan


He's got a girl named Jane
With no last name

Kinda homely and plain
But he loves her just the same
Cause she kindles the flame

And it drives him insane
When he hears her say
She really does her thing

It's her claim to fame
Come on sing one Jane
Baby, baby, oh baby

Baby, oh baby
(How about that folks)


They've got a pet monkey who likes
To get drunk and sing boogie woogie
And it sounds real funky

Come on your turn boy
Sing one monkey
Let's hear it for the monkey

On Saturday night they need some excitement
Jane gets right and the monkey gets tight
And their voices unite

In the pale moonlight
And it sounds all right


Yeah, it's dynamite, it's out of sight
Let's hear it right now
Baby, baby oh baby

Yeah, shut up baby, I'm trying to sing
Get it, get it, get it
Repeat Chorus