Well, come on down to the Go-Go, we're down on the strip.
If you wanna get a-hip to a brand new trip.
They got a new soul singer, she's really dynamite

Jam up, jelly tight, out of sight, alright, 1 ow!

Well, she may be small, just two feet tall,

But if you give her half a chance she'll pin you to the wall.
She's a little show-stopper, you're gonna have a ball.
She can sing, she can dance, she can really do it all, yeah.


(And now, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado 2 ,)
It is indeed a great pleasure to introduce to you,

Held over three weeks and getting rave reviews,
Here's Bridget the midget, the queen of the blues, oooo.


((Here's Bridget, hahahaha.))
((Thank you folks, haha.))
((Thank you.))

((I wanna know something.))
((Do you feel alright?))
[Crowd:] Yeah!

((Oh, come on now, you can do better than that,))
((Do you feel alright?))
[Crowd:] Yeah!

((Wow, hehehehe, you know that makes me feel so good.))
((Let me hear it again.))
((Do you feel, haha, alright?))

[Crowd:] Yeah!
((Ooo, ooohooohooohoo.))
((Yeah, yeah, yeah, ahahahaha, hahaha.))

((Alright, hahaha, haha.))
((Alright, hahaha.))
((Here we go now.))

((Is everybody ready?))
[Crowd:] Yeah!
((Here we go, everybody sock it to me 3 .))

((Yo, oh-oh-oh.))
[Crowd:] Yo...!
((Hahahaha. Yo, oh-oh-oh.))

[Crowd:] Yo, oh!
((Aay, yeaheah!))
[Crowd:] Aay, yeaheah!


((Well, come on everybody have you heard the news?))
((Bridget's in town put on your rockin' shoes.))

((Into my bag and doing my thing,))
((Rock it to me, sock it to me, listen to me sing.))


((Singing oooo, oohoo-oohoo-oohoo-oohoo.))
((Wah, wah, wah, OK.))
((Ba-ba-da-da-dee-doop-doo, wah-wah-wah-wah-wah.))


[Man in audience:] Oh, I dig it, I really dig it.
(Hey, get away from the stage there, fellow!)

[Man in audience:] But I dig it. Oh-ho-ho, oh-ho.

Now folks get ready for an extra special treat.

She can lay down a beat she's a real entrancer.
Here's Bridget the midget and her flyin' feet,
The worlds one and only go-go tapdancer, go!.


[Tap dance sounds.]
((Ahahahaha.))

((Oooo!))
((He-he.))
((Hahahahha.))


[Man in audience:] Oh-ho, I dig it, I really dig it.
Hey, sit down, fellow, you can't come up on the stage.

[Man in audience:] But I dig it, oh!

Now here's the moment we've all waited for,

Three singin' little cuties that we all adore.
You've heard them with Bridget on all of her hits,
They lay down a groove and the sound never quits.

They got what it takes, there ain't no doubt.
Strawberry and the Shortcakes, work it on out. Ow!

[Shoobydoo-wop-wop.] Yeah!
((Rrrr-wow!))

[Shoobydoo-wop-wop.] ((Let me hear it!))
[Shoobydoo-wop-wop.] ((How prefect!))
[Shoobydoo-wop-wop.]

[Shoobydoo-wop-wop.] ((Yeah.))

[Shoobydoo-wop-wop.]

(((We-e-e-e-ell, come on, everybody, have you heard the news?)))
(((Bridget's in town, put on your rockin' shoes.)))
(((I'm into my bag, I'm doin' my thing,)))

(((A-rock it to me, sock it to me, listen to me sing.)))

((Singin', ooooo!))
[Shoobydoo-wop-wop.] /((Doobie-doobie-doobie doowah!)
[Shoobydoo-wop-wop.] /((Doobie-doobie-doobie!)


[Man in audience:] Oh-ho, I dig it, I really dig it!
Hey, watch it! You can't do that, fellow!
[Man in audience:] But I dig it, I love you, Bridget!
Get back there. Back! Back!
[Fade.]

[Man in audience:] I dig it. Dig it. Dig it. Dig it...