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RANDY NEWMAN lyrics : "Korean Parents"

Kids today got problems
Liek their parents never had
Neighborhoods are dangerous

The public schools are bad
At home there are distractions
So irresistible

The hours fly by
No work gets done


Some Jewish kids still trying
Some white kids trying too
But millions of real American kids

Don't have a clue
Right here on the lot
We got the answer

A product guaranteed to satisfy

Korean parents for sale

You say you're not all
That you want to be
You say you got a bad environment

Your work at school's not going well

Korean parents for sale

You say you need a little discipline
Someone to whip you into shape
They'll be strict but they'll be fair


Look at the numbers
That's all I ask

Who's at the head of every class?
You really think
They're smarter than you are

They just work their $$#es off
Their parents make them do it


[Saleslady]:
Oh, learn to play the violin
Oh, to turn your homework

In right on time

What a load off

Your back that will be
No tears
No regret

Never forget who sent Fido
To the farm


The greatest generation
Your parents aren't
The greatest generation

So sick of hearing about
The greatest generation
That generation could be you

So let's see what you can do
Korean parents and you

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