We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family

Me mom and daddy

Siting here in Queens

Eating refried beans
We're in all the magazines
Gulpin' down thorazines


We ain't got no friends
Our troubles never end

No Christmas cards to send
Daddy likes men


Daddy's telling lies
Baby's eating flies
Mommy's on pills

Baby's got the chills

I'm friends with the President

I'm friends with the Pope
We're all making a fortune
Selling Daddy's dope