Too big, too small,
Size does matter after all.
Zu groß, zu klein,

Er könnte etwas größer sein.

Merzedes-benz und autobahn,

Alleine in das außland fahren,
Reise, reise, fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur spaß, mich nicht verlieben


Just a little bit...
Just a little (*##$!


You've got a #~!!@,
I have a dick,

So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick.
So take me now before it's too late

Life's too short, so i can't wait.
Take me now, oh don't you see,
I can't get laid in germany.


Too short, too tall,
Doesn't matter, one size fits all.

Zu groß, zu klein,
Der schlagbaum sollte oben sein.


Schönes fräulein, lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem fleischgewehr!
Schnapps i'm kopf, du holde braut,

Steck bratwurst in dein sauerkraut!

Just a little bit...

Be my little (*##$!

You've got a #~!!@,

I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!

So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so i can't wait.
Take me now, oh don't you see,

I can't get laid in germany.

Germany!


Germany!


You've got a #~!!@,
I have a dick,
So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick!

You've got a #~!!@,

I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!


You've got a #~!!@,
I have a dick,

So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now before it's too late

Life's too short, so i can't wait.
Take me now, oh don't you see,
I can't get laid in germany