This is not a parable
This is a terrible
This is a terrible thing


Yes I will rhyme that, after, after all I've done today
I have earned my wings


It happened today. Hooray! Hooray!


It happened. Hip, hip, hooray!

We'll leave the allegory to a different Bible story

Out of deference, defiance, the choice
Closing on a promise, after, after all I've done today
I have earned my voice


It happened today. Hooray! Hooray!
It happened. Hip, hip, hooray!


Oohs, and aahs, and awws (until the end of the song)