[R.A. the Rugged Man]
Yo, yo
I'm the headliner, the first white !@$^ographic rhymer

Banned local bar fighter
Hide your kids, pedophiler
Lowlifer, advise ya

I'm the world's illest rhyme writer
You play the background, like Casanova Rud
I'm a underground legend, slashin blood

TLC was talkin bout me when they wrote No Scrubs
I'm the %#@! talking rapper all the dirty hoes love
These little white boy MC's tryin to be like me

Whitey, the first white MC to be grimy
Back when Just-Ice was kickin that
$#&@ %#@! $$# (*##$ your mother's dick %#@!

That's when it all started
Walk down the street with a shotgun
Totin on jackets, trenchcoats

Look like Inspector Gadgets
"Look at that fat $#&@ over there
A ugly white dude with the big gut and shoulder hair

Look at the clothes he wear, barefoot
No shoes on, do even own a pair
Smell the odor over there"

Obvious, he don't care
He's a


[Chorus]
Fly guy, hey oh
A fly guy, oh oh

"Casanova"
Oh, ouee, oh
A fly guy, oh oh "fly... fly"

He's so fly
Fly guy, hey oh
Fly guy, oh oh

"Casanova"
Oh, ouee, oh
A fly guy

Ooh, "fly... fly"

[R.A. the Rugged Man]

It's the Port Jeff, Long Island house party
Open the door, see the White Trash Army
We ??? religious, we ??? with us

Lizards, rip the bible
Write our own scriptures
Scripts kitsch fixtures, #~!!@ lickers

Tongue blisters, the ol' school five-one-sixers
Opposite of winners, played slitchers
Hillbilly %#@! kickers, dick swing like Dirk Diggler

In case you not feelin me, do you think that I give a $#&@?
You, you, you
(*##$, you can't front on the #~!!@, guaranteed that I still get to $#&@

You, you, you
You should wise up
Ignorant open your eyes up

Kidnap, tied up, gasoline, match, light up
You lied right up
$#&@ your life up

Hate us?, You don't like us?
Join the club, sign up
I'm a


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[R.A. the Rugged Man]
I'm a has-been known for boastin and braggin
Babblin, battle rappin, battle me, imagine

Staggerin, batterin the soul
Low blow, beat your bladder in
Hammerin your lips, Mick Jaggerin

Imagine everlastin like Jimmy Dean 'n Marilyn
Gaggin in your mouth, put the barrel in
Better be swallowin, when you're scared to be in ???

Or take the bullet and bite it
And write %#@! to make the whole world recite it
That's my final answer, I do a Cool J
And live my drawers in your hamper
Rugged man's temper

Dirty this, dirty dick %#@!
Dirty dick you can't piss with
Hit dirty (*##$ with %#@!
You get pissed of ??? %#@!
License to ill, Beastie Boys

I' ma autograph on your (*##$ tit
Yeah, I'm that guy that you all hatin on with that bull%#@! album
Everybody waitin on, I'm a

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