[Verse 1]
Buy my CD or I'll break your $#&@in' head
I got 15 hundred copies in boxes under my bed

Heard what I said, buy it, %#@! at least try it
This %#@! is dope as $#&@ don't make me pull your ears with pliers
Ain't no one buyin' my album it should've been platinum

At least gold, the kids don't buy my %#@! I'm gonna crack'em
My idea street promotion is drivin' through places
And peggin' promo tapes at peoples faces sayin' "buy it you homo"

A promo, what? you want free %#@!
You better pay up, I'll even take food stamps kid
If you ain't got a job, man it's cool you can rob

Still from your old man, cuz he's a fat drunken slob
And ya mom, she's blown in lonely Ville for 20
So just tell that smelly hoe you need some money buddy

I go to the stores that are selling LP's
Tell'em move some $#&@in' units or I'll break your friggin knees
Emcees don't even wanna battle me now

My put my lyrics up because I started knockin' (*##$es out
Interrupt rock sets from alternative bands
I snatch the mic and start beatin' till it's hurtin' my hands

Then I kick my wicked flows until the cops are called
I'll throw a bar stool and start a bar room brawl
As I run out the door, just before I jet

Don't forget to buy my album on CD or cassette

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I'm a dope emcee but a %#@!ty self promoter
I'll sign a contract for a hoagie and soda
I'ma use force like as if my name was Yoda

Buy my %#@! quick man just do what I told ya
Can't work for a living gotta eat off this
Plus I gotta crib, and a wife, and a kid

I'ma shove in your face till you purchase it
Just buy my friggin album (*##$!


[Verse 2]
Don't be a cheap $#&@ it's just 11.99
And it's worth it, I ain't sayin' that because it's mine

If it's whack, don't even think you'll get your money back
You and your boys can make fun of it, yo I like it when you crack
Take a bat, and use the thing for batting practice man smash it

I don't give a $#&@ man $#&@in' bash it you can have it
I really don't care man just purchase the %#@!
I really don't feel like havin' to hurt you (*##$

But I will, so find a way to cop my %#@! quick
Before I find you first, and beat 'cha fat $$# wit a stick
Go on Carson Daily's show and request my video

"You ain't got one" I know, just $#&@in' do it yo
The radio don't play me and I got no distribution
Ima walk into Land Speed and just start shootin'

I can't sell cds even in my own city
Ima change my name to Q stiggy and start actin' jiggy
I got promo posters as wall paper in my crib

And I wonder why no one's ever heard of my %#@!
If I went out and promoted I could probably sell a record
But instead I'll just sit and scratch myself, hey yo check it


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If you don't go out and buy my cd
I'm gonna $#&@in' kick your $$#
I ain't even playin' wit 'chu

I am literally gonna knock you the $#&@ out
If you don't go out and buy the %#@!
Just $#&@in' buy it man

You can afford it
What the $#&@ is wrong wit 'chu?
It's a $#&@in' dope album man just pick it up

What 'chu mean you never heard of me?
It doesn't matter if you never heard of me
I'm $#&@in' tellin' you now just buy the %#@!, what?