Woman: Umm, Excuse me but my eyes are up here.
Rob: Yeah, but your !@(& are down there.


!#@% should always be in my face.
So bring them over to my place.
Guys know what it's all about.

Victoria, your secret's out.

All bras do is get in the way.

So let your puppies out to play.
Squish them !@(& all up on me.
Hell Yeah


Happy and bouncy and jiggly and wiggly.
Round and pound, just leave me all giggly.

A couple of supple and simple delights can.
bring out the smile in every straight man.
(And some chicks too.)


Now I want you to reveal what you conceal.
Lose the bra so that I can cop a feel.

Glory to !@(&, fleshy mountains of high.
they're so wonderful they make me want to cry.


I want to grab them, I want to shake em, I want to nom em, because !@(&.
I want to squeeze em, I want to slap em, I want to punch em, because !@(&.
because !@(&, because !@(&.


Boobidy boobidy !@(& go bouncy when you dance.
worthy of a second glance.

shimmy them ladies to and fro.
my happiness begins to grow.


If I had a room full of !@(&.
that would be my favorite room.
If you think your !@(& just get in the way.

You are wrong, !@(& are great.

Men with !@(& I do not like.

Put on a shirt and take a hike.
Chicks with !@(& are really cool.
Especially when they're in a pool.


A's B's C's are all ok.
As long as they never go away.

Consensual sex is alright with me.
I really like your !@(&.


Happy and bouncy and jiggly and wiggly.
Round and pound, just leave me all giggly.
A couple of supple and simple delights can.

bring out the smile in every straight man.
(Unless you're a hermaphrodite).


Now I want you to reveal what you conceal.
Lose the bra so that I can cop a feel.
Thy !@(& be done.

Cuz they're fun bags of fun.
Them golden !@(& are shining brightly like the sun.


I want to grab them, I want to shake em, I want to nom nom, because !@(&.
I want to squeeze em, I want to slap em, I want to punch em, because !@(&.
because !@(&,


because !@(&, because, because, because.
boob boob boob boob boob boobity boob boob boob.

boob boob boob boob boob boobity boob boob boob.

Now we all know where this song's about to go.

Start your engines cuz it's time to motorboat.
(Motorboating the rhythm).


Don't be a jerk, don't you dare put them away.
If you did then I wouldn't see your !@(&.


Aww... Come on! Bring them back... !#@%...
YEAH! THERE'S YOUR BOOBS! THERE THEY ARE! HELL YEAH!
!@(&