I start to think aloud as Mum opens the door
Don't gimme mashed potatoes
What can I do, I can't eat no more

I don't like mashed potatoes

Just get 'em off my plate now, and put 'em down the drain

Do it super quick now, they're driving me insane
Anxiety has sunk in, I look on in disdain
As Mum makes me eat more


Now all I wanna do is throw up on the floor
And have no mashed potatoes

What can I do, I can't eat no more
These $#&@ing mashed potatoes


Won't somebody help me, and make 'em go away
Carson Kressley eats 'em, and after all he's gay
I wanna be like Dale, I wanna be like Jaye

And have no more of these
Don't gimme mashed potatoes


Oh no what's that I see there, it is another encore
More bloody mashed potatoes
What can I do, I can't eat no more

Can't stand the mashed potatoes

Will it ever end now, it's too much for my brain

I wanna go outside now, and get hit by a train
I think it would be easier to be Saddam Hussein
When will you get the hint?


I start to think aloud as Mum opens the door
Don't give me mashed potatoes

What can I do, I can't eat no more
I don't like mashed potatoes


Just get 'em off my plate now, and put 'em down the drain
Do it super quick now, they're driving me insane
Won't somebody help me, and make 'em go away

Carson Kressley eats 'em, and after all he's gay
Will it ever end now, it's too much for my brain
Anxiety has sunk in, I look on in disdain

As Mum makes me eat more

Bad

Don't gimme mashed potatoes
Bad
Please no more mashed potatoes


Bad
Can't stand the mashed potatoes

Bad
Not bloody mashed potatoes