Ahhh yes
New dance commercial - take 1


Ahhh yes
There ya go, there ya go
^^&$#* people gather here {x2}


^^&$#* people gather here
We are fixin' 2 put it in all your ears

We got a new dance 4 the next 8 years
I'm talkin' about the dance that every parent fears
the most

It's a sex dance - it's a new dance
And it's rockin' from coast 2 coast
I'm talkin' about, I'm talkin' about?

I'm talkin' about the ^^&$#* Pony, y'all - come
on
There ya go, there ya go

^^&$#* Pony
Girlfriend, look at this dance Prince is doin' now
Is he weird or what?


Sing (^^&$#* Pony)


Now that's 2 freaky!

In the years of the war, we don't wanna know

U're buckin' that body like U really go 4 the hip
stuff
H into the I into the P

It ain't enough just 2 do some exstacy
U want it in your hip, U want it in your thighs
It's the dance that conservatives most despise

Cuz it's the sex dance - it's the new dance
And it's rockin' every ^^&$#* woman, every man
It's the ^^&$#* Pony, y'all (^^&$#* Pony)

And there ya go

Turn around

Chicken grease in the house

Chicken grease? I don't know

That's it, I gotta run
And U can run all the way 2 Barcelona
But U can't hide, the ^^&$#* Pony get U gonna

Don't look at me y'all, I just wrote it
Put on a record, wrapped it up and then I sold it
^^&$#* people gather here {x2} (How long?)

4 the next 8 years
We got a new dance - it's the ^^&$#* Pony


Yeah, the music's jammin', but it's about these
words


Sing (^^&$#* Pony)
Girl, uh-uh - nope!


Did U come 2 party now? (Yeah, yeah)
Do U really wanna now? (Yeah, yeah)
If U're ^^&$#*, let me know (Yeah, yeah)

The pony see U boogie now (Yeah, yeah)
So how am I supposed 2 do this dance?


"How U do that dance?"
I can't do that - I'm a lady (^!$$%, please!)
I can't do that


What?


Listen 2 me while I show U how 2 do it
Just like a virgin, U got 2 ease into it
Movin' your legs from the left 2 right

Your arms up high like an eagle in flight
Keep your hands shakin' like a leaf on a tree
Jack Be Nimble, whoo, U're doin' it ? see?

The ^^&$#* Pony, y'all
There ya go, there ya go
It's the ^^&$#* Pony
Do U believe this? Oh my God, this guy...
Oh, he's just so... he's just so weird

Oh my goodness, would U look at this?
I just... I just cannot believe
Girl, uh-uh - nope!
(^^&$#* Pony)
Did U come here alone?


Uh, yeah - why?

Well guess who U goin' home with?


Huh?
Ugh! That's nasty!

Yeah


(There ya go, there ya go) {repeat till fade}
The ^^&$#* Pony
(^^&$#* Pony)