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I want a woman like Marilyn Monroe


The kind of woman that'd never say no

The kind of woman that'd make U scream


"That's the girl o' my dreams!"




I want a woman that'll treat me right


Give me good lovin' all through the night


Take her on a date, she's my machine

That's the girl o' my dreams





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Oh, the girl o' my dreams


Oh, listen people, that's the girl o' my dreams




I want a woman like Lauren Bacall


Old and wrinkled but knows it all


Got all the little tricks that'll make me cream

That's the girl o' my dreams





I want a woman that'll wash my hair

Even wash my underwear


Always smilin', never mean


That's the girl o' my dreams




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I would say that U're a chauvinist





No, I just got a lot of things that are on my list!







Yeah, if she couldn't hang, would U give her the fist?




No man, I'd sit her right down and give her a little kiss!




Oh, I need a woman like Lena Horne


Knowed she was funky since the day she was born

Lena's mama say "Doc, is it a girl?"


Doc say "And how!"

Lena smiled, slapped the doctor and said

"Sucker I'm runnin' things now!"




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