I'm goin' down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere

Humble folks without temptation

I'm goin' down to South Park

Gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night
People shouting, "Howdy, neighbor"


I'm headin' down to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind

I like girls with big ##&*%$
I like girls with big fat !@%$


So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine