Oh I can still remember
Jenny Hernando
She was my little lovely one

When I was seventeen.
I remember the day that she
Gave me her viriginity

And then she gave it to everyone
In our vicinity.


Oh I can still remember
Julie Tolentino
The dancing Filipino

We used to run around.
Her and Flouncin' Freddy
Were going hot and steady.

Now she runs a !@() bar,
The biggest one in town.


I can still remember my
Old friend Todd Squelati
I watching him snort a

Milkshake right up his nose.
He slurped it up the left side.
Blew it out the right side.

How he ever kept it down,
I will never know.


Of course I still remember
Ol Flouncin' Freddy
We were pumping gas

Down at El Sobrante Shell
His Mustang was his pride n' joy
He liked to dance the cowboy,

Hanging out at Jack In the Box
But eat at Taco Bell.