(Sound of windows starting) "You've got mail"

Today I got a message from a girl she said she's 17, I felt so wrong...I replied "Stop talking to me!" Then she wrote again "Hit me on my I.M."...

(What?!) Where the hell you get my screen name you chickenhead? She told me that she found it lookin' on a forum....Her and all her friends thought that I'd be down for whorin'....Cause all these little girls be hittin me up, I'm on myspace and facebook, and yeah Ho, I like to f**k!
But you're too young, wait, do you have an older sister? You're too great, have her email me her picture! All types of girls sending pics to my inbox, look heres another one, all she's wearing is her lip gloss! So I wrote back, "Baby what ya wanna do? You're lookin pretty and I'm pretty sure I'm in your city soon." Then I got her number, text it every now and then and when I'm in her town we get down she even gives me head.
Thats how it happens and it happens every other day, so many people online tryin to get laid...so f**k the bar I'm going back to my computer...to check with someone fine who in time will let me do her!


(Computer love) I'm loggin on, and signing in..I'm tryin to find a sexy friend..
(Computer love) I check my emails get on my webcam and look at her..ahhh damn...

(Computer love) So many people online thats why I'm online tryin to find my....computer love

(Don't be jealous I been chatting online with babes all day)


We living in the future, booty calls on that computer,
holy girls who wanna photoshare and flash their naked hooters

Internet recruiters, lookin' for a suitor..wanna meet me, in real life..and ride me like a scooter.
Thank you for the message, but you waaay to aggressive
I'm a married man lady why can't you respect it?!

Textin me too much about how wonderful your sex is
and can you be on the guest list next time that I'm in Texas..But that depends only if you bring a friend that means hittin 2 girls same time dance em in the end..pimpin online, she's only kinda fine...damn myspace (*##$ f**king trick me everytime! Yahoo messengers, web cam shows every chatroom that I go got the same damn Ho's,
Update your mood, careful who you talkin' to cause sometimes that fine girl is really just a f**kin dude


(Computer love) I'm loggin on, and signing in..I'm tryin to find a sexy friend..
(Computer love) I check my emails get on my webcam and look at her..ahhh damn...

(Computer love) So many people online thats why I'm online tryin to find my....computer love

Nowadays everybodys on the internet, myspace, facebook...anything to get some sex

Computer love message me or send a text
Come join the club baby...maybe you can be next
Nowadays everybodys on the internet, myspace, facebook...anything to get some sex

Computer love message me or send a text
Come join the club baby...maybe you can be next
(computer...love)

(computer...love)
(computer...love)