And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson

Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey


We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes

Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson

Jesus loves you more than you will know
God help you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray

Hey, hey, hey

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes

Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids


Coo, coo, ca-choo, Mrs Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know

God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey


Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates debate

Laugh about it shout about when you got to choose
Every way you look at it you loose


Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio
A nation turns it's lonely eyes to you
What's that you say Mrs. Robinson

Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
Hey, hey, hey