Yea ^!$$%s, Welcome to Dade County
Where we slang rocks that claim blocks
And those red and blue lights just keep our streets hot

C'mon and ride with a ^!$$% so I can show you what Dade County really got
See don't be fooled by South Beach
Thinking when you come to the Bottom you can just run these streets

You and your jewels are like a menu
And trust me ^!$$% we intend to eat
$#&@ around and cross that I-395

You just run into a bunch of dead end streets
^!$$%s with wifebeaters and bare feet
That's right, I'm talking straight goon style

Go beyond that about 3 miles and you're now entering the infamous Lil Havana
Now I know yall studio gangsters be vibing off the movie "Scarface"
But the wrong move in this place, you'll $#&@ around and meet the real Tony Montana

So $#&@ them palm trees
I got %#@! for you to really see
Like there's a graveyard with bury sub with ^!$$%s buried 4 generations deep

And I aint even talking about sister lined next to brother
I'm talking granddaddy to grandmother piled up on top of each other
And all that rap about you're Lil Haiti connections?

^!$$% you don't even know a real zo
But I can introduce you to one that'll kick in your door
Put you faced down on the floor

And have your whole family wiring money from Chicago
But you a star, though
Okay, ^!$$% if you a real G

This is where you tell your car to go
Opa Locka
Where there is continuous spotlight helicopters and a triangle full of choppers

Carol City will make holes in you so big, they can't be plugged by doctors
^!$$%, this is the real Dade County
Where we are soldiers from birth to the hurst

That's why my childhood consisted of a bulletproof vest and a pyrex
^!$$%, you haven't even seen the real Miami, yet
So Welcome to Miami-Dade County, the real Miami

Where we live and die, for life