It's really plain and easy to see
The family grows like a fungus on a tree
The fungus keeps growing wide and tall

We're happy while we flourish
And sad when we fall


We're just a bunch of monkeys
That gather around
And you can not draw the line of

Family ground
Smile for the camera
Wait for the flash

There's always room for more
In this family bash


Would you like to be
Would you like to be
Would you like to be in my family picture?


It's getting hard to tell who we love and hate
I think it's time we set the record straight

There are no papers that we ask you to sign
You don't need to stand in a waiting line


The lens is in focus
We're ready to go
The joint'll be jumpin' come rain or snow

So hold onto your honey
And drink up your booze
Just hop into the picture

You've got nothing to lose