Ba-da ba ba-da bah,
Let me tell you about my buddy,
He's 3,000 years old,

He's wrapped in bandages and covered in mold and debris
My undead mummy and me,
Mm-mm,

If a bully ever tries to poke me in the eye,
I'll introduce him to my decomposing guy, And he'll flee,
From my undead mummy and me,

All the kids at school are gonna have a conniption,
When they get a load of my funky Egyptian emcee...


My undead mummy and me, Yeah...
Undead mummy and me!