Everyone: Candace party! Candace party!
Candace: It's not a party, it's an intimate get together!
Everyone: Candace party! Candace party!

Candace: Don't call it that, it's just a get together!
Everyone: Candace party! Candace party!
Candace: Don't spill your drink

Don't drop your food
Don't make the music in the house go boom
Hey, don't use my mom's good scissors

And please stay out of my room
Take your feet off the chair
No running in the house

Put a coaster under that drink
Hey, these tchotchkes aren't for juggling
And that's a toilet, not a sink!


Candace: It's not a party, it's an intimate get together
Everyone: Candace party! Candace party!

Candace: Don't call it that, it's just a get together
Everyone: Candace party! Candace party!


Jeremy: Candace party!

Candace: Hey, what's this in this fishbowl?

I said don't play with the remote!
Hey close the door, were you born in a barn?
Which one of you brought this goat?


Candace: It's not a party, it's an intimate get together
Everyone: Candace party! Candace party!

Candace: Don't call it that, it's just a get together
Everyone: Candace party! Candace party!
Candace: We're talking I to the N to the T-I-M-A-T-E get together

Everyone: Whaaaat?
Candace: I to the N to the T-I-M-A-T-E get together
Everyone: That's right.