Monogram: Perry the platypus
Is a lovely shade of teal
From his duck-billed nose

To his web-bed toes
And his nerves were made of steel.


Carl: What does this have to do with Christmas?

Monogram: Well, I'm just describing him so that people have a mental

Picture. It matches the original song.

The night before Christmas

Was a crisis at the Pole
Cause old Doofenshmirtz
He had done his worst

And a sleigh that day, he stole

Doof too it on a joyride

Just as far as he was able
But Doof, that goof, lost control
Ran into the reindeer stable


Now all the reindeer
Were on crutches or in traction

So old Agent P
He knew that he must spring right into action


Look at that platypus
Look at that platypus
Look at that platypus go

Look at that platypus
Look at that platypus
Flying o'er the snow


Carl: O'er sir?
Monogram: It's a contraction. It means over.

Carl: It's a bit archaic.
Monogram: It's traditional Carl, get o'er it.


So the reindeer were out of commission
And Santa's sleigh was trashed
I'd explain it more

But we've been there before
It doesn't need to be rehashed


Santa Claus was freaking out
Thought he'd have to scrap his run
He was torn inside

For without a ride
He knew Christmas Day was done


But then o'er the horizon
Came a light bright as a star
Cutting through the night

Was the two headlights
Of Perry's hovercar


Perry the platypus
Had a mission at the Pole
If he could lend a hand in the frozen land

He'd help Santa reach his goal

There must have been some magic in that platypus-themed hovercar

For when Santa saw the gas gauge
He knew it could take him far


Carl: Really sir?
Monogram: They want this album yesterday, alright?


Perry the platypus
Took Santa on his way
And he came through

Like we knew he'd do
And saved our Christmas Day