The Kinderlumper's probably gonna get ya
Cause you've only ever been an awful kid
Pretty soon he's gonna come and catch ya

Then everyone will know just what you did
Because


If you make some bubbles in the bathtub
If you've got saliva in your mouth
If you ever feel the need to blink your eyeballs

If he finds you breathing in and out

The Kinderlumper's gonna get ya

The Kinderlumper's gonna get ya

If you ever drink a glass of water

If you turn your head just slightly to the right
If you ever feel the need to use the bathroom
Then the Kinderlumper's gonna strike tonight!


The Kinderlumper's gonna get ya
The Kinderlumper's gonna get ya!

The Kinderlumper's gonna get ya
The Kinderlumper's gonna get ya!
He's gonna get you good!