Joe's drinkin Tequila Sunrise
Kati's sippin Sex On the Beach
Maria loves those blue margaritas

She likes em garnished with peach

I dig these dirty martinis

I like em shaken not stirred
I come here every evening
Just to take my mind off of her


Whoa, whoa, whoa we're all in this together
Whoa, whoa, whoa on more round of regret

And I, I, I guess I'll have another and another
Memory vacation
We're all just here to forget


Joe's wife had wandering eyes
She left him for some young guy at work

Kate and Maria same story
They fell in love with some jerk


Me, I was prideful and foolish
And I just pushed her away
I guess we all have our reasons

For being here today

[Chorus]


After carefully drinking I've reached this conclusion
We've all got problems to face

But it ain't happening today
No, not today I said


[Chorus]

Commiseration vacation

We're all just here to forget