She showed her navel
She wore the label
She wore it thigh-high


Old-time sticky lipstick
Knockin' at my door

I just turn up the hi-fi

Well, it's a plain shame

It took me all this time to learn
(So long to love)
Well it's a plain shame

No matter which way you turn

She'd like to taste me

She'd like to waste me
She'd like to see me sky-high


New York to Boston
Same in Houston
I just say bye-bye


Well, it's a plain shame
It took me all this time to learn

Well it's a plain shame
No matter which way you turn


She said, "I know it's late to
But I'd really like to play tunes
On your

Guitar"

"Let's get arrested

Want to be molested
Who cares how old
You are?"


Well it's a plain shame
It took me all this time to learn

Yes,it's a plain shame
No matter which way you turn


Well, it's a plain shame
No matter which way you turn
well it's a plain shame

It took me all this time to learn
Well, it's a plain shame
No matter which way you turn