In the beginning
They had valuable traits
Just don't mention anything to him

All we ask of you
Is to break both his legs
For the trouble

Caused as vampyre
They don't even care about us
In the backs of their cars

It's too hot to handle
Too cold to shovel
In the beginning

They had positive traits
Just don't mention
Everything to him

All we ask of you
Is a stake through the heart
For the troubles caused as vampyre

And they don't even care about us
In the backs of their cars
It's too hot to handle

Too cold to shovel
Too cold to shovel
Too cold to shovel...