After one whole quart of brandy
Like a daisy, I'm awake
With no bromo-seltzer handy

I don't even shake

Men are not a new sensation

I've done pretty well I think
But this half-pint imitation
Put me on the blink


I'm wild again, beguiled again
A simpering, whimpering child again

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I

Couldn't sleep and wouldn't sleep

When love came and told me, I shouldnt sleep
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I


Lost my heart, but what of it
He is cold I agree
He can laugh, but I love it

Although the laughs on me

Ill sing to him, each spring to him

And long, for the day when Ill cling to him
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I


He's a fool and don't I know it
But a fool can have his charms
I'm in love and don't I show it

Like a babe in arms

Loves the same old sad sensation

Lately I've not slept a wink
Since this half-pint imitation
Put me on the blink


I've sinned a lot, I'm mean a lot
But I'm like sweet seventeen a lot

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I

Ill sing to him, each spring to him

And worship the trousers that cling to him
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I


When he talks, he is seeking
Words to get, off his chest
Horizontally speaking, he's at his very best


Vexed again, perplexed again
Thank god, I can be oversexed again

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I

Wise at last, my eyes at last,

Are cutting you down to your size at last
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more


Burned a lot, but learned a lot
And now you are broke, so you earned a lot
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more


Couldn't eat, was dispeptic
Life was so hard to bear

Now my hearts antiseptic
Since you moved out of there


Romance, finis. your chance, finis.
Those ants that invaded my pants, finis.
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more