There's been some hard feelings here

About some words that were said


Been some hard feelings here and what is more




There's been a bloody purple nose


And some bloody purple clothes


That were messing up the lobby floor




It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools


Remember one man's ceiling is another man's floor

One man's ceiling is another man's floor





There's been some strange goin's on

And some folks have come and gone


Like the elevator man don't work no more




I heard a racket in the hall and I thought I heard a call


But I never opened up my door


It's just apartment house sense




It's like apartment rents


Remember one man's ceiling is another man's floor I'll tell you

One man's ceiling is another man's floor





There's an alley in the back of my building

Where some people congregate in shame


I was walking with my dogs


And the night was black with smog

When I thought I heard somebody call my name





Remember one man's ceiling is another man's floor, !@#$

One man's ceiling is another man's floor