Written by Berry




Well, flying across the desert in a TWA


I saw a woman walking across the sand

She'd be walking thirty miles en route to Bombay


To meet a brown eyed handsome man


Her destination was a brown eyed handsome man




Way back in history three thousand years


In fact ever since the world began

There's been a whole lot of good women shedding tears


Over a brown eyed handsome man


A lot of trouble was a brown eyed handsome man




Well, the Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass


She had the world in the palm of her hand

She lost both her arms in a wrestling match


To win a brown eyed handsome man


She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man








Well, a beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind


Between a doctor and a lawyer man

Her mother told her daughter go out


And find yourself a brown eyed handsome man


Just like your daddy was a brown eyed handsome man




Well, a two, three the count with nobody home


He hit a high flyer into the stand

A rounded third he was headed for home


It was a brown eyed handsome man that won the game


It was a brown eyed handsome man




It was a brown eyed handsome man