[Lawyer]
Your honor, the defendant was arrested without a license
in a car containing three concealed weapons and over an ounce of !@!@&&


[Judge]
Well, council, if your client insists on pleading the fifth

I'll have no choice but to throw the book at him
How do you want to proceed?


{*Chop Master Onion pulls out a boombox*}

[Judge]

Order!

[Chop Master Onion]

Kick! Punch! We don't have much time
If you don't squeal you're gonna serve a dime
I'm fine either way 'cause I still get paid

But listen to your teacher, this should be your next play
Now snitch!


[PaRappa] Snitch?
[Onion] Rat! Rat!
[PaRappa] Rat? Rat?

[Onion] Snitch! Snitch! Rat!
[PaRappa] Snitch? Snitch? Rat?
[Onion] Rat! Rat! Snitch!

[PaRappa] Rat? Rat? Snitch?

[Chop Master Onion]

Don't be a hero when you could serve zero
Or do you want to shower with some butch bull queero?


[PaRappa the Rapper]
I may be a rapper but I can't take this rap
Wasn't driving the car, I was chillin in the back

It was King Kong Mushi with the drugs behind the wheel
If it keeps my culo safe, bet your $$# I'm gonna squeal


[Lawyer]
This is absurd! He wants to throw us off the scent


[Onion]
Your honor, I've prepared a plea agreement


[PaRappa the Rapper]
It can't be a crime just to kick a dope rhyme!


[Judge]
Good point talking dog, I'll set you free with served time


[PaRappa the Rapper]
Yeah! You gotta believe!


[King Kong Mushi]
You $#&@ed up now, PaRappa! {*gunshots*}