It's these substandard motels on the (lalalalala) corner of 4th and Fremont Street

Appealing only 'cause they're just that unappealing

Any practiced Catholic would cross themselves upon entering

The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe just a dash of formaldehyde

And the habit of decomposing right before your very (lalalala) eyes.

Along with the people inside,

What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy


Tonight's tenants range from: a lawyer and a virgin
Accessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie
She's getting a job at the firm come Monday

The Mrs. will stay with the cheating attorney
Moonlighting aside, she really needs his money
A wonderful caricature of intimacy


Yeah (Yeah)


Oh, and not to mention the constable and his proposition for that "virgin"
Yes, the one the lawyer met with on "strictly business"
as he said to the Mrs.


Well only hours before
After he had left, as she was fixing her face in a compact

There was a terrible crash
(There was a terrible crash!)
Between her and the badge

She spilled her purse and her bag, and held a "purse" of a different kind



Along with the people inside
What a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy


There are no..
raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses

It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
shades of the sheets and before all the stains
And a few more of your least favorite things


Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses

Shade of the sheets and before all the stains
And a few more of your least favorite things


Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy
Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy


Raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses
It's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses
Shade of the sheets and before all the stains

And a few more of your least favorite things

Raindrops on roses and the girls in white dresses

and sleeping with the roaches and the taking best guesses
shade of the sheets and before all the stains
And a few more of your least favorite things