Maison Des Lunes lyrics

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Original Broadway Cast lyrics : "Maison Des Lunes"

Gaston:
There's a danger I'll be thwarted
And denied my honeymoon

For the pretty thing I've courted
Refuse to swoon
So, the time has come for a murky plan

For which I turn to a murky man
LeFou:
To find that feind

Both:
Where better than
The Maison des Lunes?

Gaston:
I don't take this girl for granted
There's no path I haven't hewn

To her heart; no seed unplanted
No flowers unstrewn
But quite amazing to relate

She doesn't want me for her mate
LeFou:
Which forces him to contemplate

Both:
The Maison des Lunes
Monsieur D'Arque:

I don't wish to seem a tad obtuse
But I don't see how I can be of use
For I lock people up; I'm not a "Lonely Heart's club"

I'm a cold, cold fish
I've a nasty, vicious streak
LeFou:

Please speak!
Gaston:
It's Belle's father who's your client

She adores the old buffoon
She'll be forced to be complaint
LeFou:

She'll dance to your tune
Gaston:
We get the daughter through her dad

You just pronounce the old boy mad
LeFou:
And, whoosh! He's slammed up in your pad--

LeFou, D'Arque:
The Maison des Lunes
Gaston:

Do I make myself entirely clear?
D'Arque:
It's the simplest deal of my whole foul career!

Gaston:
Put Maurice away and she'll be here in moments
In a dreadful state

She'll capitulate to me!
D'Arque:
I'll be strapping up an inmate

LeFou:
Very tightly
Gaston:

Very soon
D'Arque:
But please don't bring him late

Our check-in time's noon!
LeFou, D'Arque:
So, wave one bachelor goodbye

Gaston:
She'll be my bride
LeFou:

She'd rather die
Than have her daddy ossify?
D'Arque:

In my sordid saloon
All:
So book the church; raise the glasses high

To the Maison des Lunes!


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