If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
cause right now on earth I cant do jack

without the man up on my back

now heaven would be a dj

spinning dub all night long
and heaven would just kickin back
with jesus packing my bong

and if you dont believe in Jesus and muhammad and budha too
and while the world is warring
just sit back and laugh at you singing..


If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate

cause right now on earth I cant do jack
without the man up on my back


now most people think of heaven
they see those pearly gates
but I looked a little closer

and theres a sign says "do not skate"
so if you wanna come to my heaven
well we're all gonna have a ball

and everyone u know is welcome
cause we got no gates or walls singing..


If I die before i wake
at least in heaven i can skate
cause right now on earth I cant do %#@!

without the man $#&@ing with it

and then I got to the gate

pulled a list that I'd been calling fate
I'm sorry friend you cant come in
you gotta a list here that doesn't end

you're mad cause I smoke dope
you teaching any classes in how to cope
I'll find a place to rest my head

I rather be alone now that I'm dead
like chirstian hossoi way back in 87
we'll be busting Christ air's until we get to heaven

think I really care that I miss my biology
got my education in stale fishology
with all your rules you got to chill

I'm gonna twist out Mike McGill
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz..got the skillz got the skillz


heaven is a halfpipe..
heaven is a halfpipe..


If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate

cause right now on earth I cant do jack
without the man up on my back


If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
cause right now on earth I cant do %#@!

without the man $#&@ing with it
[repeat to fade]