I'd kiss your teeth
I'd do your taxes
I'll be your girl

If you weren't a vampire

You look so sharp

In your cloak and slippers
I'd be your girl if you weren't a vampire


I'd like to go on a picnic with you
But you'll explode in the sun
Ill introduce you to all of my friends

But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood
La La La


Let's go outside
And chase the squirrels

And drain their blood
Because you're a vampire


I'd like to go on a picnic with you
But you'll explode in the sun
I'd introduce you to all of my friends

But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood
But you're so sweet


When you're on a feeding frenzy
You look so fine

When you murdered my whole family
I have a stake
But I swear I wouldn't use it

It's decorative
Like the velvet painting of
Richard Dean Anderson


I'd kiss your teeth
I'd do your taxes

I'll be your girl
Because you're a vampire


I'd like to go on a picnic with you
But you'll explode in the sun
Ill introduce you to all of my friends

But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood


I'd like to go on a picnic with you
But you'll explode in the sun
Ill introduce you to all of my friends

But you always drink their blood
But you always drink their blood
Because you're a vampire