I'm seeing this girl and she just might be out of her mind
Well she's got baggage and it's all the emotional kind
She talks about closure and that validation bit

I don't mean to be insensitive, but I really hate that %#@!

Oh man she's got issues

And I'm gonna pay
She thinks she's the victim
Yeah


Now I know she'll feel abandoned
If I don't stay over late

And I know she's afraid to commit
But it's only our second date


Oh man she's got issues
And I'm gonna pay
She thinks she's the victim

But she takes it all out on me

I don't know why you're messed up

I don't know why your whole life is a chore
Just do me a favor
And check your baggage at the door


Now she talks about her ex nonstop, but I don't mind
But when she calls out his name in bed

That's where I draw the line
You told me a hundred times how your father left and he's
gone

But I wish you wouldn't call me daddy
When we're gettin' it on


Oh man she's got issues
And I'm gonna pay
She's playing the victim

And taking it all out on me
My god she's got issues
And I'm gonna pay


If you think I'm controlling
Then why do you follow me around

If you're not co-dependent
Then why do you let others drag you down


I don't know why you're messed up
I don't know why your whole life is a chore
Just do me a favor

And check your baggage at the door