Susie, oh, Susie
Oh, where is your goose?
Sheâ??s stuck in her nest

And I canâ??t get her loose
Johnny, oh, Johnny,
Oh, where is your cat?

Heâ??s lost in the cellar
And that -- is that
Freddie, oh, Freddie

Oh, where is your hog?
He got cut in pork chops
And fed to the dog

Cindy, oh, Cindy
Whereâ??s your water snake?
Heâ??s hugged, and heâ??s kissed

And heâ??s thrown in the lake
Teddie, oh, Teddie
Oh, where is your goat?

Heâ??s down at the pool
Where heâ??s learning to float
Linda, oh, Linda

Oh, where is your pig?
Heâ??s gone to the store
To pick up a new wig

Norman, oh, Norman
Oh, where is your frog?
I bought him some sneakers

And taught him to job
Debbie, oh, Debbie
Oh, where is your fish?

Right there in the oven --
Heâ??s baked in a dish
Steven, oh, Steven,

Oh, where is your mouse?
Heâ??s eating Swiss cheese
In a trap in the house

Shirley, oh, Shirley
Oh, where is your duck?
Heâ??s off at the races

And trying his luck