What did Delaware, boys,
What did Delaware?
What did Delaware, boys,

What did Delaware?
What did Delaware, boys,
What did Delaware?

I ask you now as a personal friend,
What did Delaware?
She wore her New Jersey, boys,

She wore her New Jersey
She wore her New Jersey, boys,
She wore her New Jersey

She wore her New Jersey, boys,
She wore her New Jersey
I tell you now as a personal friend,

She wore her New Jersey
What did Idaho, boys,
What did Idaho?

What did Idaho, boys,
What did Idaho?
What did Idaho, boys,

What did Idaho?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
What did Idaho?

She hoed her Maryland, boys,
She hoed her Maryland
She hoed her Maryland, boys,

She hoed her Maryland
She hoed her Maryland, boys,
She hoed her Maryland

I tell you now as a personal friend,
She hoed her Maryland
What did Ioway, boys,

What did Ioway?
What did Ioway, boys,
What did Ioway?

What did Ioway, boys,
What did Ioway?
I ask you now as a personal friend,

What did Ioway?
She weighed a Washington, boys,
She weighed a Washington

She weighed a Washington, boys,
She weighed a Washington
She weighed a Washington, boys,

She weighed a Washington
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She weighed a Washington

How did Wiscon-sin, boys,
How did Wiscon-sin?
How did Wiscon-sin, boys,

How did Wiscon-sin?
How did Wiscon-sin, boys,
How did Wiscon-sin?

I ask you now as a personal friend,
How did Wiscon-sin?
She stole a New-bras-key, boys,

She stole a New-bras-key
She stole a New-bras-key, boys,
She stole a New-bras-key

She stole a New-bras-key, boys,
She stole a New-bras-key
I tell you now as a personal friend,

She stole a New-bras-key
What did Tennessee, boys,
What did Tennessee?

What did Tennessee, boys,
What did Tennessee?
What did Tennessee, boys,

What did Tennessee?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
What did Tennessee?

She saw what Arkansaw, boys,
She saw what Arkansaw
She saw what Arkansaw, boys,

She saw what Arkansaw
She saw what Arkansaw, boys,
She saw what Arkansaw
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She saw what Arkansaw

How did Flora-die, boys,
How did Flora-die
How did Flora-die, boys,
How did Flora-die
How did Flora-die, boys,

How did Flora-die
I ask you now as a personal friend,
How did Flora-die?
She died in Missouri, boys,
She died in Missouri

She died in Missouri, boys,
She died in Missouri
She died in Missouri, boys,
She died in Missouri
I tell you now as a personal friend,

She died in Missouri
Where has Oregon, boys,
Where has Oregon?
Where has Oregon, boys,
Where has Oregon?
Where has Oregon, boys,

Where has Oregon?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
Where has Oregon?
She's gone to Oklahom, boys,
She's gone to Oklahom
She's gone to Oklahom, boys,
She's gone to Oklahom

She's gone to Oklahom, boys,
She's gone to Oklahom
I tell you now as a personal friend,
She's gone to Oklahom
Why did Califon-ya, boys,
Why did Califon?
Why did Califon-ya, boys,

Why did Califon?
Why did Califon-ya, boys,
Why did Califon?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
Why did Califon?
She phoned to say Hawai-ya, boys,
She phoned to say Hawai-ya

She phoned to say Hawai-ya, boys,
She phoned to say Hawai-ya
She phoned to say Hawai-ya, boys,
She phoned to say Hawai-ya
I tell you now as a personal friend,
That's why Califoned.
What did Mississip, boys,

What did Mississip?
What did Mississip, boys,
What did Mississip?
What did Mississip, boys,
What did Mississip?
I ask you now as a personal friend,
What did Mississip?

She sipped a Minnisota, boys,
She sipped a Minnisota
She sipped a Minnisota, boys,
She sipped a Minnisota
She sipped a Minnisota, boys,
She sipped a Minnisota
I tell you now as a personal friend,
That's what Mississipped.