These doggies three, as you can see,
Are members of the Queen's Army;
"Of all the lives," said they, "to lead,

A soldier's life's the best indeed!"
They stood attention, stiff as starch,
Till Corporal Pincher cried, "Quick march!"

They drilled so well, they were all three,
A credit to the Queen's Army!
They had for friends, as you can see,

Three sailors in the Queen's Navy.
"We sail," said they, "the ocean blue,
And we can dance a hornpipe too!"

With soldiers bold and sailors true,
I feel the country's safe, don't you?
No danger now need be expected

Because we are so well protected.