Crazier than GG, yet more PC than Ian
Got colored teeth like Johnny
Exudes a vicious disposition

His hair sticks out like Colin' did, he jumps
Similar to Springa, he points his middle finga
Not just he singer in the band

Voted biggest $$#hole and role model of the year
Got a face like Charles Bronson
Straight outta Green Bay Wisconsin

Not just a singer in the band
He'll puke on you, he'll $#&@ your mom,
He'll smoke while huffing gas

He was the punkest mother $#&@er I ever did see
Hell he was even more punk than me
He should've been on the cover

He should've been on the cover
He should've been on the cover of Punk and Disorderly Volume II