I'm overhung, overslept
I'm ripe disheveled, perfectly unkept
I like my drink, mit toast and eggs

The best bloody mary you've ever tasted

Go to work wasted

Go to work bombed
Gotta pull a shot, before you start the job
I wanna operate, heavy machinery

I wanna watch some online !@$^ography

You gotta go to work high

If your getting paid low
You gotta put your nose
To the grindstone stoned

That elbow grease, will get you $#&@
You don't wanna be a schlemiel or a schmuck


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