What happened to Bruce, Eddie, and Paul?
Paul and Eddie had it good
But Paul loved his cocaine and Eddie hated punks

So after a couple years
Eddie broke it off with Paul to look for a new man


Paul got $#&@ed, $#&@ed by Steve
Eddie's at the Red Lion looking for a new steed
Searching for a beau who sings in falsetto


What happened to Bruce, Eddie, and Paul?
What happened to Eddie, Paul, and Bruce?

Bruce and Samson knew
Eddie was looking for a long term, stable relationship
With Paul no longer around,

Bruce left Samson for Eddie cuz Steve convinced him to

Kudos to Paul, $#&@ you Bruce

How you supposed to rock 'n' roll without substance abuse
Number of the Beast is in bed with Rob and Judas Priest