Nofx - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime) lyrics
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I値l throw a pie in the face of piety
I値l torch a torah right off a bridge
I am a reverend of irreverence
I知 a shill for any sacrilege
I understand that faith in a deity
Helps the masses who are having hard times
But blasphemy like prostitution
Are clearly victimless crimes
Blasphemy, blasphe-you, Jesus Christ the blackest Jew
Blasphe-you, blasphemy, poisonous pedagogy
I知 an unbeliever, I知 a heretic
I知 gonna projectile puke off a pew
I知 a trouble making immature imp
I知 gonna turn your other cheek for you
I understand we all need something to believe in
I believe I値l never be given wings and
I知 sorry if it痴 up there cuz I didn稚 think
A song was gonna hurt its feelings
Blasphemy, speaking deadpan
Apparently this god has got a master plan
Now they call foul, pure heresy
But ya gotta wonder, does he have a plan B?
Horus similar to Mithra, Attis analogous to Krishna
Jesus, different name same story
All based on ancient Egyptian allegory
My position hasn稚 been occulted
It can never be more overstated
My intelligence has been insulted
So my tongue lashes out in defense
Anything that is your holy or sacred
I知 gonna desecrate and use in jest
But you値l never hear a crack about Mohammed
Cuz I don稚 wanna get shot in the chest
Blasphemy, isn稚 this fun
Rob a rabbi, bugger a nun
Blasphemy, want some more?
Mother Mary, the virgin whore
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I値l torch a torah right off a bridge
I am a reverend of irreverence
I知 a shill for any sacrilege
I understand that faith in a deity
Helps the masses who are having hard times
But blasphemy like prostitution
Are clearly victimless crimes
Blasphemy, blasphe-you, Jesus Christ the blackest Jew
Blasphe-you, blasphemy, poisonous pedagogy
I知 an unbeliever, I知 a heretic
I知 gonna projectile puke off a pew
I知 a trouble making immature imp
I知 gonna turn your other cheek for you
I understand we all need something to believe in
I believe I値l never be given wings and
I知 sorry if it痴 up there cuz I didn稚 think
A song was gonna hurt its feelings
Blasphemy, speaking deadpan
Apparently this god has got a master plan
Now they call foul, pure heresy
But ya gotta wonder, does he have a plan B?
Horus similar to Mithra, Attis analogous to Krishna
Jesus, different name same story
All based on ancient Egyptian allegory
My position hasn稚 been occulted
It can never be more overstated
My intelligence has been insulted
So my tongue lashes out in defense
Anything that is your holy or sacred
I知 gonna desecrate and use in jest
But you値l never hear a crack about Mohammed
Cuz I don稚 wanna get shot in the chest
Blasphemy, isn稚 this fun
Rob a rabbi, bugger a nun
Blasphemy, want some more?
Mother Mary, the virgin whore
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