Bell on door clanks, come on in.
Floyd observes my hairy chin.
Sit down chair, don't be afraid.

Steamed hot towel on my face.
I was shaved, I was shamed, I was shaved.


Barney ties me to the chair.
I can't see, I'm really scared.
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip.

Pee-pee pressed against my lips.
I was shaved, I was shamed, I was shaved.


I sense others in the room.
Obey Aunt Bea I presume.
They take turns and cut me up.

I died smothered in Andy's butt.
I was shamed, I was shamed, I was shaved.